First, more recent, and less bizarre are the girls in Massachusetts that made a pact to get preggers. We all know about this story. I don't have much to say except I'm mind boggled at the fact that the school offers pregnancy tests and day care services for the students that already have babies... but they refuse to offer contraception! Don't you think a few condoms are cheaper than hiring baby sitters for a day? If you've happened to fallen off of the face of the Earth for the past week than here's the article.
TMZ announced this week that Mini-Me made a sex tape! That's right folks. The best part about this is that because mini-me is... well... mini... they claimed the tape looks like child birth... backwards. Needless to say, I think we all won't avert our eyes to this... I'm sure it'll be very educational indeed!
Now, there comes a day when every woman is faced with a life and death decision and her bra comes to the rescue! A woman got lost hiking and used her sports bra to send a signal that she needed help. Apparently, it was found by a few lumberjack. When you hear the word lumberjack... doesn't "sex deprived" come to mind? I think their drive to find her was all in part because they thought they'd find a hot topless woman... but hey... whatever works right?
I have a new found love for Keith Olbermann. For those of you who have no idea who that is, he's an anchor on MSNBC. He introduced me to a guy named Jeffrey Barrier. Good ol' Jeffy got caught by the cops taking pictures with his cell phone of naked women at a tanning salon. When our good friend Jeffy denied having said cell phone cops did a... uh hem... special search. Obviously, things didn't turn out so great for our friend. So the question that comes to mind is, which lube is it that doesn't destroy your cell phone? Would you use oil based or water based?
For a bit of serious turn... let's look to Don Imus. This.. is definitely not a joking matter. Here's what I think about him and his situation now and previous. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. It's that simple. Actually, it upsets me slightly because the people who are complaining about this have the choice to turn it off. However, when I'm on the subway and some punk kid decides to blare rap from his cell phone, or has his headphones on but forgets to use his inside voice when singing to himself, or even when a bunch of high schoolers get on the train and says F*** this and N****R that...I have no choice. And guess what? It's insulting and degrading. But what do I do? I bite my tongue and deal with it... because that's life kids! So maybe you should do the same. He's old... and I honestly think he meant well. Is he racist? Yes. But that's his problem not yours. You should never let other people effect your day... and that's all I gotta say about that!
R.I.P George Carlin!